Jana asks: "My husband wants to wear a big belt buckle, like he's a cowboy or something. How do I stop him?" Answer: What you want to do here is appeal to a deep-rooted insecurity. Let him know that if he posts a big metal billboard over his junk, people will subconsciously assume he's overcompensating for it being too small to notice otherwise. That should do it. And get him a simple plaque belt.