Unrefinery

Article Detail

No sympathy for the Devils

Bailey, the Los Angeles Kings mascot, is looking like a genius after taunting the New Jersey Devils' bench with his giant "Jersey Shore" cut-outs produced a 4-0 win in a series that had up to that point been tightly contested.

Unfortunately in the next game the Kings rolled out two other quintessentially Los Angeles "mascots" that were plenty distracting but resulted in a 3-1 loss.

Never thought we'd hear ourselves say this, but if the series returns to LA for a game 6, bring back Snooki.
08.jun.2012 culture
post a comment
Also See
Feb1The $60 Sweater Crisis
Jan11Marco Rubio's Boots
Dec3We're gonna need Hillary and Bernie to start dressing like they take this seriously.
Nov2The Average Man's Haircut Cost Over Time
Jul1Jagmeet Singh is a sartorial badass
Jun22Two Things About Pitti Uomo That Don't Suck
Apr30Everything Karl Lagerfeld Hates
Mar23Men's Style Magazines: An Industry Compromised
Mar2The fops go marching two by two... | Fail
Feb23R.I.P. Esquire Magazine's dubious credibility, 1933-2015 | Fail