For the record, we like Ralph Lauren. He's designed a lot of nice clothes over the years, and we are literally in awe of his car collection. But he needs to back off with the ridiculous embroidery on his Purple Label polos, which expands the standard embarrassing chest logo both in number and size by going to two horses with riders. Using exclusive Unrefinery technology, we have created a projection of what these shirts will look like next year, when you can expect the whole goddamn horse race in something close to actual size. Knock it off, Ralph. This isn't funny.