August 27, 2010  ·  style

Do we have to spell it out?

We offer a lot of advice around here, some solicited and some not, but there were a few things we thought could be taken for granted and left unsaid. This time, however, the stakes are high enough that we're not taking any chances, so here it is: Don't wear a giant crocheted foreskin on your head. Unless you want to be like these two douchebags, in which case, knock yourself out.

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