Today the ironically-named Design Within Reach sends notice of their big sale, in which the beautiful teak-and-steel outdoor table and benches shown here, normally $4,600, can now be had for a "mere" $3,990. I'm not sure what makes them think someone who can't quite afford a $4,600 outdoor set is suddenly going to jump on it at $3,990. The only possible explanation is that they're just mocking us.
F**k you, you evil bastards.