Complex Magazine's Four Pins website did the meticulous media research necessary and produced A Comprehensive List Of Everything Karl Lagerfeld Hates. And far be it for us to extend charity towards the man who designed those f*cking Chanel purses, but he makes a lot of good points. Selfies, children, telephones, being touched by strangers... these things all pretty much suck. Filthy-rich do-gooders. Sweatpants. When he's right he's right.