We've said it before, but the only redeeming factor to the Nazis was the kick-ass Hugo Boss uniforms issued to them. Which makes it all the more pathetic that when the 200-year-old former death camp guard Ivan "John" Demjanjuk's blubbery ass was rolled into a German court last week he was dressed in a manner that would shame a homeless man. Photos: Gerry Images (left), Reuters (right) via BBC News.