We've heard Obama's speeches described as "liberal porn", but if they are, then dear God why does the televised State of the Union always include a reaction shot of House Minority Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio)? If the speech is a naughty video, then this is the clichéd bit where they cut to the creepy dude's face at the worst possible moment. Besides, the last time we saw a bright orange chemical tan like this, it was on MTV in an Ed Hardy shirt instead of slouching in an ill-fitting suit and too-small button-down collar.