It's the holiday season, and as it does every year, that means TV commercials showing cash-constipated drillholes presenting Lexus sedans with huge red bows on top to spoiled prep-schoolers and shrieking spouses. (With a breathy voiceover guy who sounds like a molester, but that's neither here nor there.) Now, we like Lexus; Toyota's luxury brand is the only Japanese marque that actually makes luxurious cars (we're looking at you, Honda/Acura and Nissan/Infiniti, you plastic-happy cheapskates). But anyone who can and will buy a $50,000+ vehicle as a Christmas present in this economy can go f**k themselves. Happy holidays!