This one's for everyone who thought we weren't big-time enough to review Tom Ford products. We got tired of watching the likes of GQ rub our noses in their $5,000 Ford suit features, so we found a TF item in our budget. Never mind that it's just a pocket square—it's a TOM FORD pocket square. Here goes with the review:

OK, so it's a silk square. About 15" on a side. You fold it up and put it in your coat pocket, with a sliver strategically peeking out. Yep.

Suck it, haters. Take THAT, Esquire.