As of this writing, it's 46 degrees and raining in the UK, making it a weird time for British retailer ASOS to roll out a line of lightweight printed plimsolls. You'd freeze your toes off in these things. No wonder they lost the empire. Well, they're pretty cool, and dirt cheap (most under $30), even if ASOS shoes have tended to be of dubious quality. We love classic menswear patterns on just about anything, so standouts are the shadow check, houndstooth, and this fantastic grey textured felt. Buy now and mothball until spring, we suppose.