Last month's dust-up of Ukrainian legislators (left) demonstrates a few things that are relevant to our interests. 1. Everyone involved in the fisticuffs was either not wearing a tie, or took it off before wading in. To us, the potential for your own accessory to be used as a choke-chain is further endorsement of our no-necktie policy. 2. Knits are great, but you can see here why hockey players stopped wearing sweaters decades ago. And 3. Anyone who would wear a mock-turtleneck is the kind of douche who would wail on a restrained guy with a bottle of spring water.

On a related note, when MPs brawl in Taiwan (right), they appear to force legislators to wear tacky gold watches, but at least they are READY TO ROCK!!!

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