Famous Canuck outfitter Roots just unveiled their Canada Collection, and apparently they're trying to outdo US Olympic clothier Ralph Lauren's comically huge pony logo with an even bigger C (Captain? Canada?). This conflict will escalate and cannot possibly end well, leading inevitably to softwood lumber disputes, beer embargoes and (if Canada should be so fortunate) a War of 1812-style sacking of Toronto. Which we imagine this time they wouldn't make the mistake of trying to stop.

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