We've all been there—you're at the shop, you see a decent looking shirt or jacket, you pull it off the rack and turn it around... and the damn thing's been infected with some hideous and massive screenprinting that looks like an industrial accident. (And not a GOOD industrial accident, like the one that ostensibly created "Oops All Berries" breakfast cereal.) We'll call it "7 Diamonds / Juicy Couture Disease". Who's buying this crap? There can't be THAT many people working at G4 TV, can there?