1. The Most Interesting Man in the World — Jonathan Goldsmith, who plays The Most Interesting Man in the World, is actually a pretty interesting dude in real life. In addition to a long acting career, he's lived on a sailboat and supports charities that do everything from assist landmine victims to protecting and preserving the Siberian Tiger.

2. Tony Sinclair — This guy, played by Rodney Mason, was awesome. Does the brand even advertise anymore since he disappeared?

3. Captain Morgan — Maybe it's Johnny Depp's fault, but pirates seem to have an uphill battle to not seem of ambiguous orientation and depictions of the real Captain Henry Morgan (inset) do little to dispel this.

4. The Heineken Hipster — Are there more than one of these guys, or is it always the same smirking punk? Actually, on second thought, zero f**ks given either way.

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