September 14, 2012 · style
What we learned from this week's Apple event

It can't realistically be a requirement that you have to be a slob with no class whatsoever to work for this company, so that leaves us with two likely possibilities:
1. This was some kind of tribute to the sartorial fail that was Steve Jobs.
2. Everyone in charge of everything at Apple belonged to a fraternity in the early 1990s and hasn't been clothes shopping since.
1. This was some kind of tribute to the sartorial fail that was Steve Jobs.
2. Everyone in charge of everything at Apple belonged to a fraternity in the early 1990s and hasn't been clothes shopping since.